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I hate Disneyland – 12 Things I Hate About The happiest place on Earth
In honor of the recent href = "http://www.ranker.com/list/disney-buys-marvel–our-10-worst-fears-and-wildest-dreams-/william-bibbiani"> Marvel acquisition by Disney, this is what is currently hate Disneyland. Maybe superheroes do this better.
Back in the day, a visionary named Walt Disney created Disneyland. He did not know what that is a pain in the ass that would be. While our parents treat us with stories of tickets electronic, mule trains and admission of $ 5, we have a bitter vision of what this park has become a reality.
Beginning by Michael Eisner and continues with the powers that be, this park is no longer the Blessed Earth. Even the happiest place on earth second. It is now the place the most expensive on earth. If you decide to hit the streets with Mickey and Minnie, prepare to lose your wallet, your soul, your mental health.
1. Admission
1955 $ 1
1965 – $ 4
1975 – $ 6
1985 $ 16.50
1995 $ 33
2005 $ 56
2009-62 $ (3-9) $ 72 (10 +)
Somewhere, the Management Council cleans ass with Benjamin Franklin and blowing his nose with McKinley. He is sick. For a park that has not yet created a new ride that does not claim laser firing or Woozles acid trip, there is little satisfaction from the sale of a kidney or turn a trick just to enter the accursed place.
2. The chair stock Pigs
My mother has rheumatoid arthritis. She turns 60 next year. She deserves a wheelchair or scooter fucking machine. I will not even object to the price. If $ 40 means that women can take a walk in the park, without inhibition and without pain, it is money well spent. That is, if you can get to the park early enough to engage in a chair or a scooter before the armies of lazy people manage to roll their fat asses out of bed.
But what Disneyland cares? I've seen the last of your scooter a woman 400 pounds, which actually can walk, because she happened to be online before an old man with a cane. Why does not require a disabled plate or identification card is beyond me. But if I see another family of four people in scooters, lying their asses dimples participants so they can get online faster than any other Indiana Jones, I'll throw in the rivers of America and happy to see them drown.
3. Tram "Drivers"
"Welcome to Disneyland. We ask that you keep your hands and arms inside the tram at all times. This includes the toes and fingers. This includes nail and nail. This includes your lashes and nose hair. Please collapse all walkers. Please do not have children on your knees if you are under 10. Disneyland is open until midnight tonight. While you're here, you can see the new parade on Main Street.
Leaving the tram, please make sure to take your belongings with you. If you lose a point, while the tram is in motion, raise your hand and the driver stopped the tram you can retrieve your item. Leaving the tram, make sure the right exit and see his head. Once again, we wish to thank you for visiting Disneyland today. We hope you enjoy your stay with us today and if there is something you need, please ask the assistant to the park or a report to the City Council must Disneyland … "
4. Crowds endless
Mmm … Aaahhh … take a great smell. * Deep breath * You know what is the smell? The lack of deodorant.
Between 50,000 to 80,000 people can fit in this park. When the fire chief one day of rest, perhaps 100,000. Half of these people have no idea where they go or the attractions you want to move.
They are the ones who are walking and stops abruptly in the middle of the road to the study card.
They are taking forever to get on a ride.
They are those who take forever to make a turn.
They are the ones who cut in front of you on one line.
However, my favorite, those of mass 20 to join his friend who is a State has a place in line. Just when you think you're about to board a bus crowded around jumping in front of you and you're stuck waiting for a another 15 minutes for a goddamn 5 minutes by car.
This is called a good time.
5. Stroller Derby Moms
The only reason you're not number one because I am designing this list during one day. Otherwise, this is my number one, Alpha Omega, stupid black this place abandoned by God. Strollers bulls are classified as a winner in the starting gate for the Kentucky Derby.
10am: Doors open and are OFF!
Mothers with their young children to hit 50 on their way to make a mad race to walk.
It does not matter if there are 100 people ahead of you. These wheels Bang cons heels and ankles without rest until you go … all so they can get into another space. At the end of the day, your legs are black and blue, either the stroller or Rosemary's Baby kicks with sneakers Nemo. Your day is governed by the "Clan mothers angry" from the moment you arrive in the parking lot until you return to your car.
Pigs until trams. Pigs in the bathroom. They refuse to clean their children. You're stuck cleaning pee Suzie, because mom was too busy Belle adjust her dress for review.
Pigs at the tables in restaurants and cafes. Mom sits her ass on a table for five and jumped from his bag 10 gallons to the mother another table, there is parking her stroller five children in the other.
No matter how you shine. She does not move. Your day is governed – No, ruined – by the legions of mothers and welfare gains, forgiveness, life improves for children.
So suck and make a weekday.
6. Food prices
There is a reason why these people who hide food in Disneyland.
With the exception of one corner of the park, the food here is comparable to that of samples Costco – Costco, except that it Free. The food is worth eating at Disneyland is located in one place: New Orleans Square.
the land border has its Mexican food overcooked.
Adventure Land is a theme dear perhaps in the form of Bengal BBQ – Chicken is really good. Otherwise, I'll be happy to eat the Jungle Cruise guys live every day of the week.
Fantasy Land has Geppetto Shack, which has not changed the menu of 10 million hamburgers, pizza slices for $ 10 and $ 8 bottle of water for 15 years.
Earth Tomorrow is a building dedicated to the greasy pizza, pasta salad wet and wilting. If you decide to brave the burger, it is easy to pay $ 35 for lunch for two people. And that does not include soft drinks.
Main Street is good for cakes and ice.
You have to prove to me that the chicken is firm 100% Angus burgers and lettuce is grown in the garden of God. Otherwise, I Park in New Orleans Square happily pay through your nose a bowl of soup of bread, a plate of chorizo and the best coffee this side of Anaheim.
7. The employee attitudes
It is not an easy job, working at Disneyland. You're dealing with a lot of angry, rude, impatient, bad smell people believe it is their job to eat their excrement.
But that does not allow you to hit people in their glow stick when are not fast enough, a parade to proceed. The best time to go in the game is over fireworks and parades. You know – it why are you running through the park Splash Mountain Space Mountain. Try to explain that a park employee, who feels the scepter of God himself, because what they bring – not push – along the parade route.
"But I do not want to see abnormal Parade. I try to pass the park. "
"I do not like, man, move!"
Not your fault the Octomom decided to stop in front of you, all for her 10 children do not want to walk. You try to move, but Trigger Happy Trent does not care. A resisted 9 hours without a break for lunch, baking heat of 90 degrees and tired. So guess what? It will knock your lava lamp.
Go something else.
8. Hold the line
The FastPass is a good idea for about five minutes.
However, FastPass invented probably never visited the park during peak hours. Of course, you can skip to the front line at Space Mountain, with joy and smiles blissfully into the stone faces of those who have been roasted in the sun for two hours already. But you can make one FastPass at a time, and you must wait two hours before you can use, what is supposed to do with you until you can jump aboard the train of Big Thunder?
Exactly.
You will spend their time doing what others are doing the queues. You'll have to deal with tourists insistent that you think forward to touch the back as time.
Of course, this is America. We turn to people simply because they do not want to deal with them. Not this American. I refuse to move. This is my fucking place and I refuse to give it to someone who thinks they are better than me. We're all going to roast in the sun, my friend, so calm the hell.
While you are practicing a dummy, you'll enjoy – you guessed it – Walking to beat away at his heels. Chances are, the mother was the queen on her eldest son (every 7 years) and fun to "management."
If this does not bother, that could be next to a group of people who do not believe in deodorants or soap. Thus, while the ankles and legs are getting beaten, his nostrils are achieved simultaneously. You focus on breathing through the mouth and take air jets of ice in your drink.
Arriving at the front of the line, your skin is red and scaly, you have a headache and her legs are black and blue.
Fun?
9. Closed Racing
Do not know about you, but there are exactly three walks, I want to go to Disneyland.
1. Space Mountain
2. Big Thunder Mountain
3. Pirates of the Caribbean
That's all I care. Otherwise I spend my time watching the parents watching the girls watching boys watching girls who are being observed by their mothers, who are fully aware that their husbands have mental problems.
So when I get to the park, I made my Tower dance. I said my prayers. I fasted for two weeks. I went without sex and other vices, all in the name of pleasing the gods and hoping and praying that my three trips are open and not … CLOSED.
At this stage, I can just leave the park. But since I gave the park the equivalent of half my salary plus rent, may well stay and give my car payment, too.
Time to head on the lines.
10. Super Racing
At some point, Disneyland must evolve and embrace the trend that has saved Knotts, Six Flags of extinction: the Youth Zone.
Knotts Camp Snoopy and Magic Mountain has a Bug's World.
Disneyland … Toon Town.
It's like an acid trip, a caricature that escape.However, not just walks. In perhaps two careers and the rest are the giant rabbit who helps my eight years did not deign to pee on.
Disneyland must accept that, even if its core audience Children, these children are not driving to the park. Children do not have money to pay the ticket, pay for food, toys will pay for only once, to pay for the shirt, to pay for the photos, pay … you get the idea.
Children can be the client but the adult is the buyer. And until you create a part of the park is strictly for Children and young people able to maintain, travel to Disneyland Dad yet led to the melting of a fuse and her mother is a whore. And those of us without children will have to put up with you all.
11. BI-Lingual Ads
It's a Small World has its charm, however obsolete (and is actually very racist).
The message of global unity is good and I give my full support. However, messages delivered by the speaker walks are strange, bordering ridiculous. It's a small world with over 20 different languages, and represents almost all countries in the world. Why is this a message of safety and caution in Snow White is only in English, Spanish and French? Why not Persian Hindi, German and Tagalog?
Why stop there? Recognize the fact that half of the tourists at Disneyland are Asians. We will include Japanese Chinese, Taiwanese and Korean and Vietnamese. Security must become as common as, well, common sense. If the vessel is in motion, you sit. But since the world is full of people empty-headed, we need to do their thinking and assume that the relevant information they need … such as the number of 911.
12. The Main Street Parade
I, like most people my age or older, have grown up with this parade. Mother always has the music on vinyl. Millions of people have flocked to the park, just to see the parade.
So really, it is not surprising he moved to California "Lame" Aventura. Thus, not only to give a kidney, liver and spleen, but also, just to see this show in Duracell reassemble all its glory.
Of course, California Adventure, flew over California. In fact, I love this trip. But anybody with a budget and two eyes can see the only reason this show has the same powers that could squeeze money just as much of the population.
Leeches. Is what they are. I say take a flamethrower and torches and storm the castle little.
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